Krampus, the new Christmas horror movie, ... From there, Krampus lays out a pretty good human conflict for a Christmas movie — this family is at each other's throats. It plays it straight, presenting the ridiculous situation of a killer animal Santa Clause and running with it. 99 min 1/5, Quality as Krampus Film: There’s a certain amount of respect that I have to have for Krampus: The Christmas devil. 62,107 | 98 min Aside from it currently existing on Amazon and the memory it seared into my brain, I cannot find any other evidence of this movie existing. I tend to avoid this world of imitation cash grabs designed almost exclusively to confuse drunk people and the elderly. Funny side note, I was actually drinking at the bar featured in the movie the night before. The release date says 2015, but this looks like a Flash video from 2004. This movie was great two years ago, and is great now. Quality of Film: If I were the kind of guy that made traditions out of watching holiday movies, Rare Exports would easily make the cut. Not in a, “Message all my friends and tell them they have to watch it,” way. In hindsight, I really should have put this somewhere in the middle as a mental break. What time did I start? Erin Lilley, As is, it served its purpose. 10 Christmas Horror Movies That Will Make You Scream Through the Holidays. Remember when I said Amazon Prime has some weird shit in their video library? I’ve tried to stay sober. After a string of movies that tested even my tempered patience, Rare Exports was fantastic. It could just as likely be the devil. They’re not actually there in Krampus, mind you, but you can certainly see the opportunity. Not that things don’t happen, but the conclusion and ultimate twist just has little to do with the rest of the movie. I can actually see Krampus’s stupid goat boots when he’s stomping on a guy. It was delightfully bizarre, compelling, and completely out of place in the script. Brendon Cooke, 80 min It’s a great film that I’d easily recommend to anyone looking for something a little different. I don’t think so. A little more goofy Krampus melty-murders would have been preferable to the pointless investigative drama. It shows Krampus and Santa working together, with Krampus not being his adversary but more of Santa’s legbreaker. I have watched the Krampus films, and I have survived. The booze is gone. Yes, like all things once nerdy and obscure, Krampus has taken its place along fantasy novels, wizards, zombies, and Batman in the pop culture zeitgeist. var _g1; Originally titled 12 Deaths of Christmas, the renaming is a blatant attempt to cash in on the “popularity” of Krampus. Elfriede Irrall, But hey, ‘tis the season for tradition. Quality of Film: You remember that random psychopath subplot of Krampus: The Christmas Devil? Hopefully there are a few other surprises in the mix. What do magic mushrooms, Arctic Shamans, and the pagan god Odin have to do with Santa Claus? If these movies aren’t going to try, then why should I? The monster is kind of stupid, but the biggest problem is that the plot is inconsequential. Comedy, Director: This is what the tequila wants. The slight little hints that Santa was behind it all as some kind of moral arbiter was cool, giving a different take on the Kris Kringle myth. December 3, 2018, 10:00 am. On December 22, a suburban family gets together to celebrate Christmas —Tom (Adam Scott) and Sarah (Toni Collette), their children Beth (Stefania LaVie Owen) and Max (Emjay Anthony); Sarah's sister Linda (Allison Tolman), Linda's husband Howard (David Koechner), their children Stevie (Lolo Owen), Jordan (Queenie Samuel), Howie Jr. (Maverick Flack), and their baby daughter; Sarah and Linda's aunt Dorothy (Conchata Fer… But there’s a certain segment of the population that likes to cut that mirth with some more subversive fun, and it’s people like that who probably love the Christmas-themed horror movie Krampus. As far as holiday traditions go, it’s pretty par for the course. Mood/Mental State: Excited! Hans Holt, Quality as Krampus Film: This was honest to God not the most terrible thing I watched tonight. It feels like a 12 year old made it, with the humor to boot. Deadline approaching, I was faced with the decision to either miss my deadline and let down my adorably upbeat and cheerful editor, or watch over twelve hours of straight-to-DVD Krampus in a night. save hide report. The visual and audio design of Krampus are spot on. 3.5/5, Quality as Krampus Film: Compared to the other crap on this list, I want to give Night of the Krampus a perfect score. The movie shows how he battled Krampus, yet Krampus never truly died, for his spirt lives forever and if it finds you, your world will burn. Kevin Tye, 16 Take my experience, and check out Night of the Krampus. Make sure to write your suggestions in the comments below. 4/5, Quality as Krampus Film: Holy shit is this a cut above the rest of the pack. | But it wasn’t. _g1.classList.remove('lazyload'); That was funny. Originally, the plan was to watch them one a night in a silly, Dread Central version of The Twelve Days of Christmas. | Gross: The replacement booze is gone. “Hey guys, have you heard of this whacky and obscure German Christmas Myth called Krampus!?! All the Little Women: The (Mostly) Definitive List of Little Women Adaptations . Mood/Mental State: Pleasantly Surprised Wow, that was actually kind of great. Is this some kind of talk show? On December 22, a suburban family gets together to celebrate the holidays—Tom (Adam Scott) and Sarah (Toni Collette), their children Beth (Stefania LaVie Owen) and Max (Emjay Anthony); Sarah's sister Linda (Allison Tolman), Linda's husband Howard (David Koechner), their children Stevie (Lolo Owen), Jordan (Queenie Samuel), Howie Jr. (Maverick Flack), and their baby daughter, Baby Chrissy (Sage Hunefeld) Sarah and Linda's aunt Dorothy (Conchata Ferrell); and Tom's Austrian mother, who is affecti… As a result I ended up seeing some weird shit. I really want to see The Night Shift now. The terrible costume. Cute It shifts tones pretty hard, but that’s fine given the space between the scenarios. | Stars: _g1.setAttribute('src', _g1.getAttribute('data-src') ); “Yes… yes… punish children… yesssss…” Unfortunately, I have to rate it lower, as Santa actually takes center stage and pushes Krampus to the sidelines. Wolfgang Glück Quality of Krampus: The Krampus in this video is mostly a real life dude dressed up like Krampus going about a festival and Kramping it up. If you’re looking for something wildly different and don’t mind some poor quality filmmaking, it’s an okay pick. Owning a camera does not give you any obligation to use it to make a feature length film that will oneday torture a hapless horror critic. It wasn’t good enough to want to love, and wasn’t shit enough to make me hate it. This might take the cake. Is this what it takes to kill me? | 83 min Chestnuts and open fires, Jack Frost and noses, mistletoe and disappointment, etc… And what tradition is more enduring than shameless horror movie knockoffs!? Nowhere near the worst of any movie on this list, but not at all believable. 0/5. _g1.setAttribute('srcset', _g1.getAttribute('data-srcset')); It sticks solidly with the Krampus theme, and then just takes it to the most extreme conclusion possible. | I assembled my list of twelve, set the dates, and promptly forgot about it until three nights ago. I mean, I wouldn’t watch it ritualistically like some people do Gremlins or Die Hard, but I’d be happy to whip it out for a group of friends that hadn’t seen it yet. | Man, I’m glad this movie holds up as much as I remember it. There’s a reason why movies like this are targeted towards people that like getting baked, but even the most undemanding stoner deserves better than this. Or maybe she just herds goats. Definitely top two. 4/5. Really, it’s true. As an unexpected result, this list will also document my descent into absolute insanity. Through the openings in his mask, we can see he has yellow eyes and a mouth full of sharp, jagged teeth. Just a jacked Krampus swinging a chain like a beast. Ted Hentschke var _g1; I’m probably the only person in the universe that recognized this, but during the scene where the family is all seated around the TV to watch a Christmas special, they’re actually all watching the opening of Krampus: The Reckoning. Unfortunately, I just can’t count it. Horror. Toni Collette, Stars: Action, Horror, Thriller, Five years after the murder of his wife and disappearance of his daughter, former police officer Jeremy Duffin is brought back to help in the hunt for a yuletide monster that punishes ... See full summary », Director: I mean I guess it’s cute if you look at it from that perspective, but why is this on Amazon and not attached to a family email showing everyone what Peter made during his intro to animation summer camp? Bruno Hübner, I can confirm it is chantable while drunk. So if I give something a 3/5, take it with a dump truck of salt.Quality of Krampus: Other than that silly goat drawing with the Gene Simmons tongue, there’s no real standard of what a Krampus HAS to look like. | I kinda want to drop everything and go watch The Night Shift. Krampus Night is a three minute music video by Super Klaus Santa, and mostly involves him repeatedly chanting, “ KRAAAAAAAAAAMPUS NIGHT” like a guy in a high school rock band competition. | Director: I honestly can’t say I recommend replicating my experiment. A boy who has a bad Christmas accidentally summons a festive demon to his family home. Unfortunately, they don’t really have anything about him punishing children in this movie. } catch(e) {}, try { A solid horror flick suitable for teenagers and still satisfying for adults, the great cast and terrifying puppets make Krampus a superlative mix of giggles and spooks. It was moving images that danced across my eyes for 80 minutes. But it’s also the season for miracles. He’s not particularly frightening, but he is a real life Krampus. Krampus appears as a monstrous, horned creature with cloven hooves and hook chains bearing baubles with his name on each of them. 2.5/5. Visuals include footage from a Krampus festival in Germany, and windows movie maker superposition and mirroring of the singer/a dancing Krampus. Director: It’s got some good creepy stuff in it, even though it never downright scared me. Movies and TV episodes that has a Wendigo, See all lists by blackjacknerd-739-553710. Thomas Smith Stars: Good ol’ predictably bland and shitty knockoff. Overall it’s much better shot and more coherent than the first, but it’s just so fucking sleezy that it’s impossible to like. He has long claw-like hands with a couple of gold rings on each of them. Krampus wears a screaming Santa-like mask with long gray hair and a long gray beard. Jay Dobyns, 82 min In 2012, there was even a horror film released in the U.S. titled, Krampus, The Yule Lord. So I sat down, fired up my coffee maker, cracked open the tequila, and did my job. As much as I snidely furrow my brow and take a sip from my cup of holier-than-thou when I hear about another quirky pop-trend being turned into a film, I found the Krampus movie to be great. He thrashes the chains for dramatic effect. Get the latest horror news straight into your inbox! Stars: I just did the math, and if my numbers aren’t wrong, I’ve now watched Krampus for 27 straight hours. Gwendolyn Falcon Jay, Quality of Film: I actually have an existing review of Krampus on Dread Central. There’s a giant disparity between the good and bad films on this list, and filling the trough between is a lot of grey area. Jumping ahead a bit, I don’t consider every movie on this list a knockoff, so don’t think I’m saying it was best of the night. I personally learned of Krampus about a decade ago when I was going through a similar phase, but then again I also learned about that weird smiling poop log and they haven’t made a movie about that (yet). By the end, it was not good. At one point there’s a naked lady tied up in Krampus’s dungeon, and I just felt so bad for her. David Koechner, Okay… what the hell is going on. if ( localStorage.getItem(skinItemId ) ) { Fun Fact: Turns out that Krampus Unleashed is actually a follow-up to the 2015 hit, Krampus: The Reckoning. When did darkness engulf the living room, my only illumination being the warm glow of Krampus as he tortures children on my television. Dear God, what have I done to myself. Some time where I didn’t experience it so pre-pissed off. With Adam Scott, Toni Collette, David Koechner, Allison Tolman. There isn’t enough booze left to get me through this. Michael Dougherty Khristian Fulmer, I compiled this list first by researching movies about Krampus. Mother Krampus puts a fresh spin on the Krampus myth by A) making it a woman, and B) having it have nothing to do with Krampus. It’s actually about a totally different German Christmas myth, Frau Perchta, who likewise steals children around Christmas time. Particularly memorable is the slug-clown, and the believable take on classic fairy tale lore. You might also get some kicks out of Mother Krampus if desperately starved for new horror. 10 Krampus: The Devil Returns (2016) - 1.6. Quality of Film: The budget definitely gets in the way, but I’ll be damned if Night of the Krampus isn’t charming as hell. It’s a low bar, but this film is kinda watchable. Which is unfortunate, because I could not figure out what this movie is. It’s significantly better than the knockoffs, but doesn’t rise to the level of the actually good movies. There were a couple gems in there, but overall I feel like my standards just sunk straight into the bottom of a roadside snowbank. | It gives each story time to develop without feeling rushed. If the movie weren’t eye-meltingly unwatchable, it might even be just okay. Go read that. In the film, a dysfunctional family squabbling causes a young boy to lose his festive spirit. Krampus is also PG-13, while most true horror movies tend to be rated R. There are a few factors that suggest Krampus will be a good deal scarier than Gremlins , though. More good Krampus movies m. I've seen Krampus and A Christmas Horror Story and enjoyed them both. A boy who has a bad Christmas accidentally summons a festive demon to his family home. Quality as Krampus Film: This is how I would normally review a movie for Dread Central, but in the context of all the Krampus movies. Jesus, and I had such high hopes just 30 minutes ago. Many of these postcards depicted Krampus going after children with his sticks, leading them away in chains, or carrying them off in his bag. I looked it up, and NIght of the Krampus turns out to be the sequel to a feature length indie micro-budget horror/comedy The Night Shift. I wish I could have the last seven minutes of my life back. 0/5. Darin Foltz, Not Rated 5/5, the best there is. Also, he talks this time around, though only in a comical whisper repeating back what Santa said to him. The Krampus costumes at Krampuslaufs are aesthetically varied—they may be reminiscent of devils, bats, goats, abominable snowmen, or something out of a Guillermo del Toro movie. Watched this with a few friends, and they loved it. Grant Harvey, 83% Upvoted. A look at how much live-action Krampus has changed throughout time. I’d feel bad about shitting on what are clearly amateur creators making some shit for their own fun, but the movie is an unforgivable 22 minutes long. Enter your account data and we will send you a link to reset your password. I always worry that I’m going to rewatch a movie and sink into a pit of despair as I realize there was so many layers of crap I inexplicably missed, but in this case I might have been too hard in my initial review. But why? Still, I have to deduct points for the film not actually being scary. There’s also nothing to really set this apart as a “Krampus” and not just a wendigo. I wanted to end the night on something I knew would be good, but unfortunately my brain had melted out of my ears at this point. Under Christian hands, Krampus took on a number of devilish qualities, like the basket in which he carries wicked children to Hell. A Brief History of Krampus. Tell us what you think about this feature. Mood/Mental State: Disgusted/Confused Wow, so this is how my night is going to go, huh? I want to tell the amateur videographers of the world something very, very important right now. James Ray, There is nothing that says to me, “Krampus,” rather than just, “generic demon.” He scores some points for punishing the wicked, but he does it by turning them into novelty burning skeletons. Claus Biederstaedt, 7 min At that point, you know what you’re doing to people. After other children begin missing, Jeremy pieces together... See full summary », Director: | Let it be known that this movie is where I started drinking. Andrew Jay, | Second was the psychopath played by Bill Oberst Jr. You’ve seen him in movies, TV shows, but most of America has Krampus all wrong. But out of the four films out there, “Krampus” is one helluva treat with a real cool ending. Looks like I’ll make it. At least I reached the bottom of the barrel. The shots are mostly passable, and I don’t remember the audio cutting awkwardly more than once. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-mobile-inverted-source'); If this was just some kid, his first blunders are being immortalized more than many of us could ever dream.0/5, Quality as Krampus Film: And yet, it still isn’t the worst thing I watched tonight. 2.5/5, Quality as Krampus Movie: I want to disqualify it, but seeing as how Krampus is right in the title I can’t. Looking back, it wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought it would be. He is hairy, usually brown or black, and has the cloven hooves and horns of a goat. In the movies, there is seemingly no agreement about who or what the Krampus actually is, past the common details that the creature is horned, hairy, and somehow associated with Christmas. At first I was excited for this movie, now i wanna ***** shove a Christmas tree up KRAMPUS'S KRAMPUSSY! Santa gives the orders, Krampus does the dirty work. But that's just a myth. LOL, by So while the Krampus in Krampus: The Reckoning at least acted like a Krampus, the Krampus in Krampus Unleashed looked more like a Krampus but didn’t act like one. 2.5/5, Quality of Krampus: This is where the film flounders the most. This is why I’m alone. Mood/Mental State: Why am I not drinking faster? So this year, I decided the best way to celebrate the holidays was to give each of these Krampus films a shot. What it isn’t, is a Krampus film. The first of the many, many cash grabs I watched tonight, Krampus: The Reckoning is kind of notorious for its terrible CGI monster. Soren Odom, Everyone should find something they like in this overall solid flick. I fear for the worst. I’d never heard of it, but if you’re a fan you’ll be happy to know there is a short film sequel. R.A. Mihailoff, Mood/Mental State: Krampus Night KRAMPUS NIGHT! _g1.setAttribute('src', _g1.getAttribute('data-src') ); Steven Hoban, Quality of Movie: Actually not that bad. Quality of Film: This is a really solid movie to watch around the holidays. I just felt bad the whole time. Practical effects instead of CGI monsters, more blood, some character banter, and a more focused plot. It’s held back significantly by the overall lack of quality, but at least it does something different. We’ll find out soon, because the sequel is up next. | 4/5, Quality of Krampus: This is where the film’s budget hurts it the most. %privacy_policy%. Follow-up is the perfect way to put it, as Unleashed has nothing to do with The Reckoning in any way. While it does use practical effects this time, they are pretty bad. Sure, it’s a terrible film, but it does do some interesting stuff. Revenge movies are fun, but even though there’s some good “what is Krampus” wiki moments, that big twist means this one slides down the Krampus accuracy rating pretty quickly. The popping in ADR dialogue. | 0/5, Quality of Krampus: It’s a guy in a werewolf mask from Party City. } The only complaint I have is that we didn’t quite get to see him enough. To use social login you have to agree with the storage and handling of your data by this website. Jason Hull And yet somehow it’s better than some of the other Krampuses on this list. | When the title screen started to roll and and the color saturation slider just started going wild to make shit all blurry and “hardcore,” my eyes rolled back in my skull as my limbs went slack. This is pretty much the definition of a movie that was better than expected, but not great. There are already complaints that Krampus is becoming too commercialized and losing his edge because of his newfound popularity. It started out with an intro from some weird dude in makeup explaining something about Krampus and large breasted women from Jupiter. Anyways, Mother Krampus is more of a ghost/slasher film. 4/5. | There comes Krampus , there comes Krampus, PG-13 These old German tales are kind of all over the place. Mercifully only 7 min long. Stars: | Krampus (2015) directed by Michael Dougherty. Krampus Movies by blackjacknerd-739-553710 | created - 24 Nov 2015 | updated - 24 Nov 2015 | Public There comes Krampus , there comes Krampus Refine See titles to watch instantly, titles you haven't rated, etc. You’ll notice the conspicuous lack of a release date up in the corner there. Maybe that’s because it’s not a, “Krampus movies,” as much as it’s a, “movie with Krampus in it.” He isn’t the star, but he plays a prominent role in two of the segments. Max Breschard, Like a pint of ice cream and bottle of wine after a breakup, you aren’t really tasting it. There’s no doubt in my mind Michael Dougherty’s Krampus will not resemble Kevin Smith’s Anti-Klaus in the least, and as long as Dougherty is working on SOMETHING, I’m a happy horror fan. 3.5/5. Krampus carries chains, thought to symbolize the binding of the Devil by the Christian Church. But this still sits firmly on the side of good. If you’re having a bad movie marathon, it’ll be too good to laugh at. .5/5, Quality of Krampus: He’s just the devil. And there you have it. I can’t wrap my head around this one. This is an above average short film even with the obvious lack of funds. Lisa Jay Is it Krampus: The Christmas Devil that finally ends me? Fantasy, Horror, Mystery. Shawn C. Phillips, You can really just leave it in the box and only take it out for embarrassing family videos, even more embarrassing wedding documentaries, and far more embarrassing homemade sex tapes. The movie is available to … That forms the foundation for 70% of this movie. Weird sex laser aside, the Krampus itself is definitely a Krampus. At one point Santa (not Krampus, Santa) forces the lead to have sex with his own kidnapped daughter and get her pregnant. Cry Here are 10 surprising facts you probably didn’t know about Krampus. 5/5, would shotgun Twelve Krampus movies again. But considering this is basically ”Krampus Prime”, it’s the best place to start. Love Christmas miracles do happen! He’s similar to the xenomorph of Alien fame, possessing an expanding arsenal of unexpected yet believable powers. But I don’t see anyone really hating this movie. Once my eyes readjusted, I honestly forgot the budget in service of the characters and adorable banter. The krampus is just a goat dude, and they don’t even have the money to make its tracks look right. Quality of Film: This is the worst film I’ve ever watched. Quality as Krampus Film: Disqualified You might argue with me on this one, but never in the movie do they even mention that the horned monster trapped in ice is Krampus. 4.5/5, Quality of Krampus: Here’s an idea. Angry It seems like they actually learned from what people didn’t like about the first film. Mood/Mental State: Cynically Content Good, back to what I was expecting. It’s 30% Krampus and Santa torturing kids, 70% biker gang revenge story. I found more booze. William Shatner, Zoe, a strange child, has a not so imaginary friend Krampus, who is the dark companion of St. Nicholas. I'm fascinated by the legend of Krampus. “A Christmas Horror Story” is to be commended for not only it’s delightfully daffy ad campaign, sporting old Saint Nick actually doing combat with Krampus, but also being ambitious enough to deliver not one but four tales of terror that actually intertwine rather than be separate entities. Andrew Ferrick, Falls short only to Krampus Prime. Stars: His long, pointed tongue lolls out, and he has fangs. What sets A Christmas Horror Story apart from other anthology films (aside from being good) is that all four stories play out simultaneously. A primitive podcast? 2.5/5, Quality of Krampus: It looks like the imp from Doom. Short, Horror. Plus it managed to get the song stuck in my head. Therefore, each movie will be reviewed as such: Quality of Film: Despite everything else going on in my brain, how watchable is this film? Disqualified. Jason Hull But this is just about Big Papa Punishment himself. And if you want to watch Santa force a man to have sex with his daughter in an Eyes Wide Shut fever dream, then check out Krampus 2: The Devil Returns, you sick fuck. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-inverted-img'); If anything, it was vastly underused. This thread is archived. It’s only about 30 minutes long, and really charming. try { Still, 5/5. Brett Sullivan Allison Tolman, Votes: While Santa rewards the good children, Krampus punishes the naughty. Krampus is a 2015 American Christmas comedy horror film based on the eponymous character from Austro-Bavarian folklore, written and directed by Michael Dougherty, and co-written by Todd Casey and Zach Shields. Cut to two dudes sitting on a couch smoking a novelty blunt. Hugo Lindinger, Read a news article: KRAMPUS! It’s got some great twists—especially in the Santa sequence—and each story is its own fun little trip. _g1.classList.remove('lazyload'); When I said I hoped for more surprises, this is not what I meant. if ( localStorage.getItem(skinItemId ) ) { I know they have always gone for the scattershot approach to filling their video libraries, but someone somewhere should have seen this and deleted it. It’s downright unwatchable. Jason Hull, Director: It’s crazy to say that something so bad is an oasis of sanity, but it’s just so impossible to conjure up any emotions at all. This is how I would normally review a movie for Dread Central, like a goddamn professional.Quality as Krampus Film: This is how I would normally review a movie for Dread Central, but in the context of all the Krampus movies. I was expecting way worse. While there is certainly debate as to whether this holiday is appropriate for children, it continues to be celebrated throughout Bavaria, Austria, Central Europe, and beyond. | Announced, Not Rated Quality of Film: Disqualified This isn’t a movie. It’s just serving a purpose. Doin… Ernst Stankovski, Once again, toss-up. I know there are several other Krampus films - are any of them worth a watch? If only they could have made it not crap…, Quality of Film: If this weren’t Krampus night, I wouldn’t have ever given any thought to watching Krampus Unleashed. Or as the movie itself says, Santa just looks like that. So Krampus wins no matter what...in case you thought that he was dreaming, he was not, he was remembering. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-mobile-inverted-img'); As a framing device for a bunch of people with guns having to face off against Krampus, it could have been fine. The film stars Adam Scott, Toni Collette, David Koechner, Allison Tolman, Conchata Ferrell, Emjay Anthony, Stefania LaVie Owen, Lolo Owen, Queenie Samuel, Maverick Flack, Sage Hunefeld, and Krista Stadler. Directors: | Thanks for watching! As far as I can tell this motionless face forward style was just how they decided to shoot their film. Directed by Michael Dougherty. All that is left is my limp, near lifeless body as I type the last few thoughts as I slip into unconsciousness. 1.5/5, Quality as Krampus Film: In context of everything else I watched tonight, it’s one of the more interesting films. Than once laugh at and did my job actually a follow-up to the terrible! 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